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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Ooooh, Scary Restaurants

Tried this out on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Didn't make the cut. Still, it amuses me. How 'bout you?

Ooooh, Scary Restaurants

Karloff's Jr.

Burger King Kong

Quiznosferatu Subs

White Castle of Blood

TGI Friday the Thirteenth

Redrum Robin

Fuddruckurse of Frankenstein

Marge Schott's Red Hots (only in Cincinnati)

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane-A-Burger

Sbarrosemary's Baby

Waffle House on Haunted Hill

Mikesell

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Transport
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Jack of All Non Sequiturs
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Two, Now One
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The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
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Schrödinger’s Gat
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The Turn Before Last
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St. Francis & the Birds*
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