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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Biblical Curse Generator

Blame Dina for this, but not too much, as it is quite fun.

Take heed, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!

O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou plaything of Beelzebub!

Woe unto thee, thou son of thunder, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!

Have fun!

Mikesell

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A Thing about Spiders
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Hinky Jenks
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A Brief History of Reality Programming
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Transport
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2007 CCM Concert Forecast
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Jack of All Non Sequiturs
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Two, Now One
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The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
Winner: 2006 Fiction Contest
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Schrödinger’s Gat
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The Turn Before Last
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St. Francis & the Birds*
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God's Creation Blog
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