Saturday, February 18, 2006
More Uses for Brenda Coulter's Forthcoming Novel, A Family Forever
This is a continuation of yesterday's post. If you haven't read it yet, click the link then c'mon back. We'll be waiting for you (and if you move your lips when you read silently, that'll be our little secret)....
101 Uses for Brenda Coulter's Forthcoming Novel, A Family Forever, continued
Tomorrow, #35-51.
- Mulch.
- TP strategic reserve.
- Prop for staged "candid" photo.
- Page numbers make great flashcards for young learners.
- Cut out letters and words, paste on blank paper for romantic ransom note.
- Colorful spine brightens up drab shelf of books you've never read.
- No real household purpose here, but buying it at Amazon can get you free shipping if purchase price of other items is between $20.01 and $24.99.
- Stack several copies on end for oversized cascading domino sculpture.
- Teething alternative to pacifiers or zwieback.
- Joke anniversary gift (follow up with diamond tennis bracelet).
- Therapy tool for contacting your inner gay-cowboy.
- Place cover in picture frame; pretend to have written it under a pen name.
- Run through shredder for biodegradable hamster shavings.
- Hollow out inside pages, use as bookshelf safe for small items.
- Umbrella hat for people with tiny heads.
- Leave on coffee table as evidence the girlfriend-you've-boasted-about-having-who-doesn't-actually-exist has been in your apartment.
- Stepstool for things on top shelf that you can almost reach, but just keep batting at with fingers.
Tomorrow, #35-51.
Mikesell
3 Snarky Remarks:
Um, about that candid photo. That's what you look like when you're enjoying a book, right? ;-)
Brenda Coulter, at 8:18 PM
Actually, that was "sat on a tack." :-p
"...inner gay cowboy..."
I'm stealing that to say to somebody at work on Monday!
I'm stealing that to say to somebody at work on Monday!
