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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Happy Birthday To Me

I live in a tree.
I wish I had a pet rhinoceros,
But I'm gonna have to learn to live with disappointment.

Okay, that last line still needs a bit of work.

Mikesell

5 Snarky Remarks:

Is it your birthday?!

Happy Birthday!!

~michelle pendergrass, at 11:36 AM

Yep. I'm as old as Angie Poole now.

Hey! Who stole my walker?

Mikesell, at 11:40 AM

OOOHHHH she's gonna hit you upside the head with her cane for that one!

~michelle pendergrass, at 2:48 PM

Happy Birthday! (even if it is a day late)
I won't sing the Hippo Birdies Two Ewes song in your honor.
Hope you had a great day.
Linda

lindaruth, at 5:40 PM

Put me down for a 'Happy Birthday' for next year please. I like to be first.

Mike

michael snyder, at 10:33 PM

Get snarky

It was either this or get one of
Dogbert's External Brain Packs.

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Hinky Jenks
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Transport
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2007 CCM Concert Forecast
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Jack of All Non Sequiturs
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Two, Now One
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The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
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Schrödinger’s Gat
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The Turn Before Last
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St. Francis & the Birds*
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God's Creation Blog
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