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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

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What I've Written

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  Hinky Jenks
  in Coach's Midnight Diner #2
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• A Thing about Spiders
  in Fear and Trembling Magazine
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• Hinky Jenks
  bonus preview in Relief Quarterly 2.1
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• Greeks Protest Cameron's
  Next Religious Expose
  in The Wittenburg Door
  (print edition also)
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• Osteen's Miraculous Appearances
  in The Wittenburg Door Insider
  (more below)
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• In R'lyeh, Jesus Walks
  in Coach's Midnight Diner
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• Production Begins on Lucado Movie*,
  Wicca-Mob Feud A'Brewin'?*,
  Mormon Missionary Blood Doping Scandal*,
  Baptists, Catholics Draft Dress Code*,
  Televangelists Face Mortality...on eBay*,
  Evangelicals Mourn Final Potter Novel*,
  Grade-Fixing Scandal Rocks VBS* 
  in The Wittenburg Door Insider
  (more below)
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• Moonshot
  in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
  Winner: 2007 Fiction Contest
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• A Brief History of Reality Programming
  in The Wittenburg Door
  (print edition only)
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• The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
  reprinted in Distant Passages, Vol. 2
  (print edition only)
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• The Devil You Say*,
  Papal Bull: Things Pope Finds NOT Funny*,
  TBN Goes Hi-Def, 3,400 Hospitalized,
  Children Find Jesus on White House Lawn*,
  Robertson Announces Candidacy*,
  and Save the Scout, Save the World* 
  in The Wittenburg Door Insider
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• Nolan McGarry, Space Hobo
  in Ray Gun Revival
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• Transport
  in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
  Third Place: 2006 Poetry Contest
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• 2007 CCM Concert Forecast
  in The Wittenburg Door
  (print edition only)
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• Jack of All Non Sequiturs
  in Flashes of Speculation
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• Two, Now One 
  in Flashing in the Gutters*
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• The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
  in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
  Winner: 2006 Fiction Contest
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• Schrödinger’s Gat 
  in Flashing in the Gutters*
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• The Turn Before Last 
  in Flashing in the Gutters*
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• St. Francis & the Birds*
  in Infuze
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• God's Creation Blog
  in The Wittenburg Door

*Out of print; contact me for a PDF

What I'm Writing

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What I'm Reading

• The Art of the Short Story
  by Dana Gioia & R.S. Gwynn
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• Brendan
  by Frederick Buechner

Amazon Reviews

BOOKS

Choose One                                             78. Deliver Us from Evelyn 77. The Last Disciple 76. Forgiving Solomon Long 75. The Know-It-All 74. Shoofly Pie 73. I Spy Christmas 72. The Elements of Style 71. No Plot? No Problem! 70. lost boy lost girl 69. Until Proven Guilty 68. The Mind of the Maker 67. When the Wind Blows 66. The Fly on the Wall 65. I Spy Ultimate Challenger 64. Whose Body? 63. The Night Crew 62. Marshall Plan/Novel Writing 61. Shoot/Don't Shoot 60. Basket Case 59. The Blessing Way 58. The House 57. Shroud for a Nightingale 56. Minor in Possession 55. Redwall 54. If Chins Could Kill 53. The SSR's Revenge 52. Zen in the Art of Writing 51. 2nd Chance 50. The Man w/ a Load of Mischief 49. Dorothy L. Sayers (Biography) 48. The Stainless Steel Rat 47. Clouds of Witness 46. The Fool's Run 45. Things We Wish We Had Said 44. A Mind to Murder 43. Single & Single 42. The X-Files: Goblins 41. Five Red Herrings 40. Scam School 39. Dead to Rights 38. Bill the Galactic Hero — Book 3 37. The Power of Praying Together 36. Lord Peter Views the Body 35. The Run 34. Houses Without Doors 33. Name Withheld 32. Sick Puppy 31. Unnatural Death 30. The Devil's Code 29. Bill the Galactic Hero — Book 2 28. The Nine Tailors 27. Selling the Dream 26. Weaveworld 25. Partner in Crime 24. Murder Must Advertise 23. The Wailing Wind 22. Have His Carcase 21. Desert Heat 20. LotR: The Return of the King 19. VQS: HTML (+XHTML & CSS) 18. Ghost Towns 2004 Calendar 17. The Picture of Morty & Ray 16. Arcade Fever 15. The Children of Men 14. The New Dare to Discipline 13. Certain Prey 12. Old Possum's ... Practical Cats 11. Feast of Fear 10. Hangman's Holiday 9. Failure to Appear 8. The Documents in the Case 7. Q is for Quarry 6. 2004 Tangram Desk Calendar 5. Toilet Training in < a Day 4. Coyote Waits 3. Mind Prey 2. A Certain Justice 1. Charles Addams' Mother Goose

DVDS

Choose One                                             31. American Werewolf in London 30. Hellboy 29. Montage of Mysteries 28. Sleepwalkers 27. Speed Racer: Episodes 1-11 26. Buffy: Season 6 25. Top Secret! 24. The Terminator 23. Jeepers Creepers 22. Alfred Hitchcock Thrillers 21. The Big Sleep 20. Journey to Center of the Earth 19. Jaws 18. Godzilla 17. Titan A.E. 16. The Hitcher 2: I'll Be Waiting 15. Buffy: Season 5 14. Hatari! 13. Undercover Blues 12. Johnny English 11. Firefly: The Complete Series 10. CutThroat Island 9. The House on Haunted Hill (’99) 8. Creature Comforts 7. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 6. Galaxy Quest 5. The Mighty Quinn 4. Jason and the Argonauts 3. Remo Williams 2. Christmas with the Simpsons 1. Sneakers

GADGETS

Choose One                                             14. Stay-or-Go Coffee Maker 13. 20-Q 12. Lexar CF USB Card Reader 11. Kodak CX4310 Digital Camera 10. Hi-Tec Scramble Low Boots 9. Hulk Hands 8. Targus Ultra Mini Optical Mouse 7. 15" Powerbook 6. Namco TV Games 5. Atari Classics 10-In-1 TV Games 4. Classic Swiss Army Knife #2 3. Classic Swiss Army Knife #1 2. Lexar 128 MB JumpDrive 1. Lexar 64 MB JumpDrive

SOFTWARE

Choose One                                             4. Crimson Skies 3. Crazy Taxi 2. Atari: The 80 Classic Games 1. Marvel Comic Book Library Vol 1

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