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Saturday, May 15, 2004

I'm Finally In!

According to The Shaw Report in the May 21 edition of Entertainment Weekly, Rhinos are in (Elephants are 5 minutes ago; Zebras are out).

Of course they also say Pageant Hair (v. Beach Hair v. Flat-Ironed Hair) and Bedding (v. Bathrobes v. Blankets) are in, so who knows.

Mikesell

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Hinky Jenks
in Coach's Midnight Diner #2
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A Thing about Spiders
in Fear and Trembling Magazine
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Hinky Jenks
bonus preview in Relief Quarterly 2.1
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Greeks Protest Cameron's
Next Religious Expose
in The Wittenburg Door
(print edition also)
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Osteen's Miraculous Appearances
in The Wittenburg Door Insider
(more below)
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In R'lyeh, Jesus Walks
in Coach's Midnight Diner
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Production Begins on Lucado Movie*,
Wicca-Mob Feud A'Brewin'?*,
Mormon Missionary Blood Doping Scandal*,
Baptists, Catholics Draft Dress Code*,
Televangelists Face Mortality...on eBay*,
Evangelicals Mourn Final Potter Novel*,
Grade-Fixing Scandal Rocks VBS*
in The Wittenburg Door Insider
(more below)
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Moonshot
in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
Winner: 2007 Fiction Contest
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A Brief History of Reality Programming
in The Wittenburg Door
(print edition only)
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The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
reprinted in Distant Passages, Vol. 2
(print edition only)
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The Devil You Say*,
Papal Bull: Things Pope Finds NOT Funny*,
TBN Goes Hi-Def, 3,400 Hospitalized,
Children Find Jesus on White House Lawn*,
Robertson Announces Candidacy*,
and Save the Scout, Save the World*
in The Wittenburg Door Insider
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Nolan McGarry, Space Hobo
in Ray Gun Revival
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Transport
in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
Third Place: 2006 Poetry Contest
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2007 CCM Concert Forecast
in The Wittenburg Door
(print edition only)
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Jack of All Non Sequiturs
in Flashes of Speculation
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Two, Now One
in Flashing in the Gutters*
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The Fortunate Purgatory of Arthur MacArthur
in Dragons, Knights & Angels Magazine
Winner: 2006 Fiction Contest
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Schrödinger’s Gat
in Flashing in the Gutters*
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The Turn Before Last
in Flashing in the Gutters*
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St. Francis & the Birds*
in Infuze
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God's Creation Blog
in The Wittenburg Door